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My normal day.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home. -
You crush them.
Anonymous 01/17/10(Sun)09:11:56 No.7141334
You have 100$ for food to has to last 30 days. What do you buy from the store?
» Anonymous 01/17/10(Sun)09:13:51 No.7141367
30 Cucumbers
30 Unions
30 Potatoes
30 Carrots
We’re served water right?
» Anonymous 01/17/10(Sun)09:16:56 No.7141403
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thats like a piece of fruit per meal. can you eat 1 cucumber and be satisfied? are you a 13 year old girl? what the hell do you do with “unions” without breads and meat?
» Anonymous 01/17/10(Sun)09:18:59 No.7141422
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My life in this picture.
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WE PRESIDENT NOW
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This is what SL is about.
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Fuck bitches
Get money
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Sweatshirt.
This was the night of the epic fling spider.
Three things:
1) Epic fling spider?
2) You’re posting on tumblr again. AWESOME.
3) DAT ASS B|
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FUCKING DOUCHE
Why wont you get on my horse? What the fuck is your problem? You fucking bitches are all the same. Its a simple request, and if you just did it, THERE WOULD NOT BE A FUCKING PROBLEM !! BUT NO, YOU HAVE TO RESIST.
Look DOUCHE, just get on the fucking horse. Im going all around the universe, and even some other places as well. Why are you fucking this up? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK UP ALL MY FUCKING PLANS ?! Just get on the fucking horse so we can fucking leave. HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND !!!!
GOD DAMN IT !!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS ?
IM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU !!
Look, you always complain that we never go anywhere. So, I get this amazing raisin flavored horse, but you wont just shut the fuck up and get on.
OK OK OK LOOK. How about you just LOOK at my horse? How about that? CAN I GET YOU TO JUST FUCKING DO THAT AT LEAST? WILL YOU AT LEAST JUST LOOK AT IT.
No no no NO NO BITCH !!! DONT FUCKING LICK IT !
Oh god damn you. GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU. STOP LICKING THE FUCKING HORSE.
Oh fuck me.
Fucking bitch. Fucking stupid bitch. What the fuck. -
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